you really don't want to read this....trust me, it's not very interesting

chapter1

chapter2

chapter3

chapter4





hey. those links are fake. they are there in the interest of visual

continuity.   yes. that's right. this was basically a webblog.

but i'm tired. it was over the course of a year. I would write

in it while at work. some of it is very boring. So i wrote a bad

perl script to take out every fifth word. you can read it here.

it is much more interesting now. I think everyone who writes

these things should follow suit and save us all a lot of time.